Sunday, February 17, 2013

Californication: "It's a Cock Cage"

In Season 6, Episode 5 of Californication, Marcy puts Stu in a cock cage to punish him for cheating on her.

This looks like the CB-6000 Designer Line Chrome Edition*:
 (UK Link)

Direct YouTube Link: 

Next, she heads out to dinner with her girlfriend, leaving him locked. But first, she puts some girl-on-girl porn on the TV and gives him a LONG, HARD kiss goodbye. ;-)

* Knowing how well hung Stu is supposed to be, I'm surprised that she didn't put him in a Curve!

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Win a Lovehoney Satin Heart Leather Riding Crop

Did you  have a "Spanking Good" Valentine's Day?

If not, maybe this "Tease Me" Satin Heart Riding Crop Whip from is just what you need to spice things up or take them to the next level.

Two ways to enter:

1) Add a comment on this blog entry regarding Valentine's Day and/or kink. Make sure to include a way to contact you (email address; Twitter, Yahoo Messenger, Skype, CollarMe or Fetlife ID, or blog URL) if you win.

2) Tweet or RT the following: 

Win a Satin & Leather Riding Crop from @Lovehoney_com & @Mistress_Magick: 

Optional: for a little fun, add one or more hashtags (#kink, #sextoys, #FemDom, #WhipMePlease, etc.) of your choice.

One lucky winner will ride away with this new toy.  

You may enter once via each method between now and midnight EST on February 28th. Shipped free within the US or UK.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Review: Lovehoney's Happy Rabbit "Natural" Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator

Review: Happy Rabbit Natural Rechargable Silicone Vibrator
             (UK Link)

As many of you know, I'm a Bunny Lover. I go through tons of batteries while enjoying my personal long distance boys, and I've been thinking about getting a rechargeable so I was very excited to receive this Happy Rabbit Natural Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator ( Link) from

This gem is a quality addition to Lovehoney's selection of Rabbit Vibrators (UK Link), including their own line of Happy Rabbits (UK Link).

Priced about $50 - $100+ less than most other rechargeable rabbit vibes, I was impressed from the moment that I opened the box. The white designed sleeve slides off to reveal a lidded storage box, inside of which are the bunny, directions, a drawstring storage bag and the appropriate wall charger for your country (US or UK).


  • Three motors (one in the rabbit and two in the shaft)
  • Just two, easy, push-button controls: the dot for the rabbit and the line for the shaft
  • The bunny (clit) vibe has three escalating speeds.
  • The shaft has five different patterns for a variety of sensations, including varying pulses and waves. 
  • Push each button to cycle through its options or hold it down to turn that part off.
  • Quietly discreet, but very strong, especially the shaft.
  • Almost seamless, and made of high-quality silicone.
  • Covered charging port, for the included wall charger. 
 Check out the great videos here to have a listen and view all the features in action.

I was completely impressed with this bunny - no detail was overlooked - however, I did find that the shape of the Natural wasn't quite the right "fit" for my anatomy. It's a bit longer/pointier and smoother than the other two, and I suspect that the G-Spot or Realistic would work better at hitting all my "spots". But that's another great thing about Lovehoney - their Free, No-Questions Asked Returns Policy (UK Policy)!

Here are all three Love Honey Happy Rabbits side-by-side to help you decide which one will fit you best:

G-Spot (UK Link

FTC Disclosure: I am a and affiliate, and I received a Happy Rabbit Natural Rechargeable Silicone Vibrator from: free for review. I received no other compensation, and the above is my honest review of the product which I received.  

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Gifts for A Spanking Good Valentine's Day - on SALE

As always, has a nice Valentine's Day sale.

One of my favorite gifts from my personal boys is this Red Leather Heart-Shaped Paddle that my johnj got me a couple years ago. Normally $46.00, it's on sale for $35.50.

Lovehoney now carries their own Bondage Boutique version, which comes with a matching Leather Blindfold for only $37.99.
(£22.99 at

Or, want to make a real impression... on his ass! Check out this Three Hearts Impression Paddle - only $19.50 at Stockroom.

Free Sexy Slave Lingerie Set worth $29.99 when you buy any 2 items from Hustler LingerieSpeaking of blindfolds, is also giving away a Lingerie & Bondage Kit, including a satin blindfold, lacy knickers and two wrist restraints with faux pearl detailing, when you buy Her (or yourself) two pieces of Hustler Lingerie. (UK Link).

Like your bondage a bit more serious? There's nothing more romantic than these matching Black Leather with inset Hearts Collar, Blindfold, Wrist and Ankle Cuffs. The matching paddle doesn't seem to be available anymore, but my favorite heart paddle above works just as well for completing the set.

Prefer a shiny red and black set with a posture collar and waist cincher? Save $92 on this Firecracker Patent Leather Restraints Set!

See more of what's on sale at's Valentine's Day sale:

And check out more of the special offers at
Free G-Whizz Vibe worth $28.99 when you spend $60 on Dreamgirl LingerieGet something lacy and prepared to please Her with this G-spot vibe.

UK Link
Enjoy 10% off Rene Rofe Lingerie  Lingerie doesn't have to be expensive, and it's even better with 10% off.

UK Link
Enjoy 10% off Sweet Streak Lingerie Looking for a sexy corset-style bustier or a naughty nurse costume? Sweet Streak has the perfect one on Sale!

UK Link
Free Tracey Cox Bullet Vibe worth $24.99 when you spend $60 on Seven 'til Midnight lingerie Extra-long bullet vibe packaged in a discreet gift tin.

UK Link
6 free Magic Cock Rings when you buy a TENGA Flip Hole Enjoy yourself alone using a space-aged TENGA Flip Hole, and spice things up when you're together with these FREE cock rings. Flip Holes are  state-of-the-art masturbation devices for men that look and feel like no other male sex toy ever made. One-handed control with three buttons for control individual massaging and sucking actions to choose from. Features include sensual silicone sleeves, varied internal texture and squeezable pads that let you adjust the suction, pressure and intensity during play.

UK Link

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