Monday, May 30, 2011

"A Midsummer Night's Dream" ~


My June assignment has been emailed out. The theme is "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and, in it, you will be sharing a special dream/fantasy of yours with me.

Email: ForMistressMagick *at* yahoo *dot* com and request the assignment to take part in this naughty summer frolic.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

A Modern Milk Bar?

For all my “Dirty Little Freaks” ~

I’m sure Pink was making a political statement in the role reversal, but the first thought that came to my mind was a “Milk Bar” à la Stanley Kubrick’s Clockwork Orange.



Full "Raise Your Glass" Video:



And, yes, Pink makes a great Rosie the Riveter, too!
Photo: Scene captured from the linked version of Pink's "Raise Your Glass" video 

Items Needed for Cover Photo Shoot ~

I'm collecting some items, and need the following:

- Lacy Red Panties
- Panties with a Heart Print
- Green Ribbons
- Easter Bunny Ears
- Flowered Scrunchies
- Red, White & Blue Ribbons
- Small Plaid School Girl Skirt
- Plaxo Stuffing Box
- Pepperidge Farm Stuffing
- Panties with a Christmas/Yule Theme

If you would like to donate any for my use, send them via my publisher:

M. Magick
c/o MoonDance Publications
PO Box 14125
Durham, NC 27709-4125

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Man Arrested for Masturbating on a Plane
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How Many Points for Edging in the Cock-Pit?

My silly, yummy boy, azpanties, asked how many Edging Game Points this would be worth:

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Florida man arrested after female passenger claims he was masturbating on plane
By Lukas I. Alpert

Entry into the Mile High Club - REJECTED.

Kyle Pearce, 25, was arrested after United Airlines Flight 340 landed in Denver from Spokane, Wash., on May 19,
The Smoking Gun reported.

Authorities were alerted to Pearce's perverted proclivities when the 18-year-old woman sitting next to him told investigators she saw him pleasuring himself.

"I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the woman said, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time."


Excerpted from/Continued at: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/24/2011-05-24_florida_man_arrested_after_female_passenger_claims_he_was_masturbating_on_plane.html

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Well... let's see:

If you managed to edge successfully on a plane, the first edge would be:

+1 for edging
+3 if you are doing it in a place that you've never masturbated before
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= 4 points

Each additional edge would be 1 point. I would allow a +3 for an additional location if one were in the cabin and one were in one of the restrooms (not sure if I'd want to encourage you doing it in every restroom though!).... and definitely another +3 if you managed to play with your joystick in the cock-pit on a plane large enough that it is separated from the main cabin with a door.

I don't think you could argue that you "went at least a 1/4 mile out of your way" unless you bought the airline ticket just to edge, in which case you owe me a much larger tribute! :-)

Of course, if you were wearing a cock ring, then you would add +2 points to every edge for that as well.

Now...

As for this guy:

         -1,000 points for cumming without permission
       -50,000 points for getting arrested
- 1,000, 000 points for being an idiotic jerk (off) with no self-control!
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= FAIL

I hope he at least licked up all his mess!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Being your slave, what should I do but tend...

Someone just reminded me of this. Copying it would make a great Written Punishment for the right boy!


Sonnet 57

Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?
I have no precious time at all to spend,
Nor services to do, till you require.
Nor dare I chide the world-without-end hour
Whilst I, my sovereign, watch the clock for you,
Nor think the bitterness of absence sour
When you have bid your servant once adieu;
Nor dare I question with my jealous thought
Where you may be, or your affairs suppose,
But, like a sad slave, stay and think of nought
Save, where you are how happy you make those.
So true a fool is love that in your will,
Though you do any thing, he thinks no ill.

                                   - William Shakespeare

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Updated #MMDay Edging Game Rules!

In addition to wearing the appropriate color panties if you are able, we are going to play an #MMDay Edging Game where you earn points for each edge:

+1 point for each edge.
Add +1 point for kneeling while you edge.
Add +2 points if you were wearing a cock ring during the edge.
Add +3 points if it was in a place or room that you've *never* masturbated before.
Add an additional +1 point if you went at least a 1/4 mile out of your way to get to the new place!

So edging on your knees is two points. On your knees in a cock ring is 4 points, etc.

Edging, standing in an empty conference room at work where you've never played with yourself before, is also 4 points.

Edging (+1), kneeling (+1), wearing a cock ring (+2), in a location which you've driven to (+1) simply because you've never masturbated there (+3) is all 8 points.

Tweet each edge, including what number edge it is (first, second, third), how many points it was worth and why. When I read the tweet, I should be able to do the math, and know exactly why you earned the points that you did. Also, include your total points earned up to that point and the #MMDay hash tag.


Example, assuming that you already had 3 points:
Second edge, dripping & pulsing in the laundry room (+3), wearing my lavender cock ring (+2). 6 points - Total points: 9 #MMDay

If you are offline when you edge, you can tweet them later, but you much tweet the description of each one separately, and include the #MMDay tag.

You must be up-to-date on your reports and tributes, and earn at least the specified number of points, and tweet them, in order to be considered for an edge.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

#MMDay Edging Game!

In addition to wearing the appropriate color panties if you are able (purple or purple and black for May 19), we are going to play an #MMDay Edging Game where you earn points for each edge:

+1 point for each edge.
Add +1 point for kneeling while you edge.
Add +2 points if you were wearing a cock ring during the edge.
Add +3 points if it was in a place or room that you've *never* edged before!

So edging on your knees is two points. On your knees in a cock ring is 4 points, etc.

Edging standing in a washroom at work where you've never edged before is also 4 points. Edging, kneeling, wearing a cock ring, in an empty conference room where you've never edged is all 7 points.

Tweet each edge, including how many points it was worth and why. When I read the tweet, I should be able to do the math, and know exactly why you earned the points that you did. Also, include your total points earned up to that point and the #MMDay hash tag.


Example, assuming that you already had 3 points:  Edged again, dripping & pulsing in the laundry room (+3), wearing my lavender cock ring (+2). 6 points - Total points: 9 #MMDay

If you are offline when you edge, you can tweet them later, but you much tweet the description of each one separately, and include the #MMDay tag.

For May 19th, my boys, gurls and trainees MUST have at least 12 points, and be up to date on their reports and tributes to be considered for a release.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Smart Ass Masochists (SAMs)

Some subs like to joke about being a SAM (smart ass masochist). However, in reality, SAMs are not the least bit submissive, and being called one is not at all desirable.

The guy who yells at his "Mistress", "What, you can't hit any harder than that!" is the epitome of a SAM: rude, demanding, manipulative (trying to push Her buttons in order to make her mad, and therefore to control her), and not never really allowing Her to dominate him at all.

I recently shared the links below with a certain boy, who I decided NOT to punish or even to engage with further, and I thought that I would post them here as well.

"S.A.M. and What to Expect"
(NSFW - there are porn ads on this page)
http://thefinancialdominationmagazine.com/?tag=masochist

"Retraining a SAM"
by Laura Goodwin
http://lauragoodwin.org/sam.htm

"For Every SAM [smart-ass-masochist] there is one ROS [really obnoxious sadist]"
(Humorous)
http://ladyaconite.wordpress.com/2009/10/04/for-every-samsmart-ass-masochist-there-is-one-rosreally-obnoxious-sadist/

FYI - I wholeheartedly agree with this quote from the first link:

"Having a sub who is cheeky from time to time but respectful can be entertaining, having a full fledged S.A.M. is to me personally annoying. I will strive to readjust them in a hurry or get rid of them."

No one wants a real SAM, and I, for one, will not tolerate them.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Because Even The Pope Loves Feet!

Watching the Showtime series, The Borgias, I just had to share this clip of how a woman's leg compares to Italian politics:

"But Naples is your elegant calf. Your exquisite ankle. Your heel. Your sole. ...And your most delicious toe."

- Jeremy Irons as Pope Alexander VI (Rodrigo Borgia) with Lotte Verbeek as Giulia Farnese

... And don't we all love France! ;-)

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Beltane Scrunchies ~

After all the issues that boys had in finding scrunchies last year, I had considered the idea of making them to sell myself. This year, Beltane snuck up on me... so soon after Easter. When I moved to California, I left my sewing machine with a friend. When I got back, no one knew where it was, and I've never quite gotten around to replacing it. Realizing that I probably don't want to do the sewing myself, I've decided to look at places where I might buy flowered scrunchies for resale to boys doing my assignment. With the help of gwalton, I have ordered several beautiful rose-print fabric scrunchies from the UK like the one at the right shown.

I'm also looking at the possibility of placing a wholesale order for some lovely ribbon rose decorated satin and organza scrunchies like the one at the left. jezi will be helping me to order some samples, including a special color combination made up just for me. In fact, we are getting her enough that she will have one to decorate my package (aka her sissy clittie) in a different color each day of the week!

I'm thinking that it might be fun to offer a different Beltane scrunchie each year... perhaps even custom designs! Would you try to collect them all? :-)

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