Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Vanilla Visa from a Kinky Boy

I still think it's delightfully ironic that I got a "Vanilla Visa" from a panty boy (this one isn't one of my personal boys ... yet!) as a thank gift for my St. Patrick's Day assignment. I've used it up, but had to have a photo of it to keep. :-)

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Spanks for the Birthday boy...

I thought some of you might enjoy reading my birthday present for my favorite new potential pantyboy:

Spanks for the Birthday boy:

1) Kneel & pull down your panties.
2) Edge once, thanking me as you lick up any pre-cum.
3) Smack your butt cheek with a wooden spoon, paddle, or other appropriate implement.
4) Say "One, thank you, Mistress!"
5) Alternate cheeks, counting up .. "Two, thank you, Mistress!"... and so on.
6) Make sure to add "one to grow on" ;-)
7) When you are done, masturbate again, thinking about what you have just done for me.
You are allowed one release. As you are about to cum, say:

Your boy, Mistress!

Your cock, Mistress!

Your pleasure, Mistress!

This is your mantra, to be used whenever you come, in order to dedicate your orgasms to me.

8)Thank me as you explode and lick up your cum.

Happy Birthday, darling!

Your Mistress,


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Image: Leather Heart Paddle from JT Stockroom 
I have this paddle myself, thanks to my Written Punishments Assistant, johnj! ;-)

Monday, March 21, 2011

Bunnies & Birthdays!

My Annual Bunny Assignment is now available. It can be completed anything between the Spring Equinox/Ostara (basically right now) and Easter (April 24th this year), but you should allow some time to get your bunny ears and any other needed items. This one isn't for all my boys and girls, but it does tend to be a favorite of sissies and furries, especially sexy playboy models and sweet little bunny girls. ;-)

Email  ForMistressMagick *at* yahoo *dot* com to request it, and ask yourself, "What kind of bunny am I?"

I'm also thinking about doing another ribbon assignment for my birthday on April 4th, but it will only be open to my best boys and girls. If you know me well enough, you might just be able to guess what color the ribbons will be! ;-)

Speaking of my birthday, I haven't updated my wishlist yet, but there is a gold chain at Amazon that I want for my new pendant (thanks to @Gwalton), and I'm also in the mood for raspberry & hazelnut praline truffleschampagne, etc.

Photo: http://www.3wishes.com/bunny.asp?engine=Amazon&keyword=black+tie+bunny+costume#D6320

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Things Not To Do ~

Last night, the pantyboy asked me if I had been keeping up with a thread on one of the kinky dating/social networking sites. In all honesty, I hadn't logged in there in weeks. One look at my emails there reminded me of why... and of these:

Things To Do, and NOT To Do, When Contacting a Domme:

-Do not email both my personal and professional profiles, and presumably every other Domme on the site, most of which are not in your country, with the same form-letter email.

- If you are going to write a form letter, at least take the time to spell check it. And add a paragraph or two to each one you send out personalizing it for that particular Domme. Why are you interested in Her? Your reasons should be more than the fact that she is female and dominant.

-You might actually mention what you have to offer her, not just what she can do for you!

-Do not use text messaging abbreviations, like:
hello mistress, i came across ur profile & had 2 stop by so i c u like ur men 2 wear panties. i never wore any but i bet they feel really sexy. lol

And honestly, why is he even bothering to write me anyway? Maybe he wants me to order him into panties, but if so, he's going to have to ask for it! (And use proper spelling and capitalization in doing so.)

- Also, consider the below. He isn't rude or demanding. But why should I answer him when I already have numerous subs?

Hallo, my name is [...], from Italy.
I am interested to meet for the first time a dominant lady (also only by webcam if she prefer) to have fun and enjoy togheter.
So, now my dream is to live an experience with you, I mean you can teach me a lot about this world and i hope to have the chance to chatting with you and maybe friends.
Are you interested to meet me?
In this case please, contact me to agree.

I knew the above was a form letter even before I saw that it had been sent to my other account. I have no qualms in not answering these kinds of trolls. There is no reason that I should give you my time when you haven't taken the time to try to get to know me. Likewise, if you can't show me your intelligence and why I might enjoy you, there is no reason to even consider you.

If you want to serve me online, the best way is to ask for and complete one of my assignments. I have found this to be a much better indicator of who is actually willing to step up and meet my demands than wasting my time, or my assistant's time, trying to screen you through a series of emails. It's quite simple: if you want to train with me, show me that you are capable of doing so. Those who excel in pleasing and pampering me while doing so are the ones who are rewarded with my personal chat and email time. Obviously, the more I enjoy you, the more likely I am to talk to you, use you more intimately, etc. 

If you are local, unattached and want to get to know me, the best way is to meet me at an event and/or offer to take me to dinner.

If a Domme tells you what to do when contacting her, follow it to the letter. Do not assume that she is going to chat with you if you are too lazy or cheap to submit her application. And do not assume that completing it means automatic approval. You are one of hundreds.. even thousands, so you have to stand out: not just in general, but also in regard to Her particular needs and desires.

Oh... and those cock and ass pics that so many guys have on their profiles are NOT an indication of what women want to see (especially when we don't even know you yet, but rather of guys who have no clue what a real woman wants. They are generally only helpful if you are really looking for guys!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Monday, March 14, 2011

Sissy Ribbon

While shopping for the ribbon for my St. Patrick's Day Assignment, memphis pantyboy found this "Pretty as a Princess" ribbon at his local Walmart. I thought some of my sissies might want to see if you can find some as well - whether to tie in your hair, or around your package! ;-)

Sunday, March 6, 2011

My Favorite Target Gift Cards ~
(From/For Sissies, Puppies & Tiny Weenies)

When I see different designs, I think of different types of subs. I was checking to see if Target had finally issued a shamrock or other appropriate gift card for my St. Patrick's Day Wish List (no, they haven't), and decided that I would share these with you. They are all available at http://www.target.com/b/ref=sc_iw_l_0_10/?node=256629011:

From/For Sissies: 

Because I Love Moons:

From/For WP boys:
(or Those with Tiny Weenies!)

From/For Puppies:

 From/For ABys:
(They have tons of baby-themed cards, but this is the sweetest AND the stars light up!)

Saturday, March 5, 2011

St. Patrick's Day Assignment Available ~

Below is the original inspiration for my annual St. Patrick's Day assignment, which was my very first "ribbon assignment":

The Scotsman's Kilt

A Scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked he'd drunk more than his share
He staggered on until he could no longer keep his feet
Then stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Later on two young and lovely girls just happened by,
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
You see yon sleeping Scotsman who is young and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt.

They crept up to the sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Then lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing but what God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment then one said we'd best be gone
But let's leave a present for our friend before we move along
They took a blue silk ribbon and they tied it in a bow
Around the bonnie spar that the Scot's lifted kilt did show

The Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward a tree
Behind a bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
Then in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
He said, "Lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize!"

- Traditional Irish Drinking Song
(made popular by Mike Cross)

E-mail: ForMistressMagick *at* yahoo *dot* com & request the assignment if you'd like to join in!

This is the assignment through which ed cantor first applied to me, and it is an excellent opportunity for anyone who has been thinking of doing so.

If You Would Like To Apply to Me...