Man Arrested for Masturbating on a Plane * or * How Many Points for Edging in the Cock-Pit?

My silly, yummy boy, azpanties, asked how many Edging Game Points this would be worth:

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Florida man arrested after female passenger claims he was masturbating on plane
By Lukas I. Alpert

Entry into the Mile High Club - REJECTED.

Kyle Pearce, 25, was arrested after United Airlines Flight 340 landed in Denver from Spokane, Wash., on May 19, The Smoking Gun reported.

Authorities were alerted to Pearce's perverted proclivities when the 18-year-old woman sitting next to him told investigators she saw him pleasuring himself.

"I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis," the woman said, according to the criminal complaint. "He ejaculated and got some on the seat. Then he went to the bathroom for a long time."

Excerpted from/Continued at: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/05/24/2011-05-24_florida_man_arrested_after_female_passenger_claims_he_was_masturbating_on_plane.html

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Well... let's see:

If you managed to edge successfully on a plane, the first edge would be:

+1 for edging
+3 if you are doing it in a place that you've never masturbated before
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= 4 points

Each additional edge would be 1 point. I would allow a +3 for an additional location if one were in the cabin and one were in one of the restrooms (not sure if I'd want to encourage you doing it in every restroom though!).... and definitely another +3 if you managed to play with your joystick in the cock-pit on a plane large enough that it is separated from the main cabin with a door.

I don't think you could argue that you "went at least a 1/4 mile out of your way" unless you bought the airline ticket just to edge, in which case you owe me a much larger tribute! :-)

Of course, if you were wearing a cock ring, then you would add +2 points to every edge for that as well.

Now...

As for this guy:

         -1,000 points for cumming without permission
       -50,000 points for getting arrested
- 1,000, 000 points for being an idiotic jerk (off) with no self-control!
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= FAIL

I hope he at least licked up all his mess!