Watching the Showtime series, The Borgias, I just had to share this clip of how a woman's leg compares to Italian politics:
"But Naples is your elegant calf. Your exquisite ankle. Your heel. Your sole. ...And your most delicious toe."
- Jeremy Irons as Pope Alexander VI (Rodrigo Borgia) with Lotte Verbeek as Giulia Farnese
... And don't we all love France! ;-)